Secondary Reality

emmysaurus:

taking a nap is always so risky like when will I wake up? in thirty minutes? in 2 hours? in 7 years?? no one can be sure

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752322:

mga2:

752322:

i have never seen a nipple in my entire life.

step one: lift up shirt

2) look dwon 

3) nipple

holy shit.. holy Fucking shit what the fuck is that

(Source: 107409)

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childoflightningg:

everything about this screenshot is so in character

childoflightningg:

everything about this screenshot is so in character

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nash-grier:

Everyone has a right to their opinion.

Opinions, which you have right to express without backlash, are thing like “I’m not really a fan of strawberry ice cream, I quite prefer vanilla”

But then there’s toxic opinions which you deserve your dick cut off for, like “fags are the reason for HIV” and “OH MY GOD SHAVE YOUR ARM HAIR”

So you can fuck off, mate.

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mannakete:

final-judgment:

fandomstucknipplelicker:

barack-o-llamas:

hey neighbor

iM LAUGHING SO HARD I THOUGHT THAT WAS A GIANT PICKLE

my first thought was



IT MAKES IT WORSE

mannakete:

final-judgment:

fandomstucknipplelicker:

barack-o-llamas:

hey neighbor

iM LAUGHING SO HARD I THOUGHT THAT WAS A GIANT PICKLE

my first thought was

image

IT MAKES IT WORSE

(Source: yeltumpar)

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cumaddict72:

guccier:

nice url did ur mom pick it out for u

yes

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trashfalgarlaw:

I follow the right amount of people where I see no actual drama on my dash but I see everyone talking about it

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accidently:

accidently:

littlebreadstick:

accidently:

my seventeenth birthday is in a few weeks…and I’m actually kind of sad…i really like being sixteen

but if your sixteen you cant be the dancing queen

thank u little bread stick that made me feel better 

image

this is the best thing to happen to one of my text posts

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